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ARCHIVE 2001
02/01/2002
Well the Festive Season is out of the way and the band are on the move again.
New Horn section in Tow. This time its on to Uruguay. To take part in the Nazi
Exile Invitational Contest. Held in the fabulous venue the Helmut Krugge
Stassenhalle. This years set test is a new composition by Gromoldius
Arsewrencher, the world famous Pig Penis player. Entitled Tweek My Back Eye. It
is a 20 minute epic depicting the constant battle between the Good and Evil of
the Badger world. The good White milking badger and the lesser known evil Gromit
knawing black badger. With an extremely difficult bass trombone solo in the
middle our very own Maxamillian Tearlino said " Bugger Me" and judging
by the title of the piece we probably will have to.
18/01/2002
Victory. The mighty Chutney Ferrets destroyed all opposition at the last
Contest. And were awarded 1st prize by the pieces composer
Gromoldius Arsewrencher. Those two deftly placed pieces of dynamite certainly
did add effect to the percussion section at the end. Shame I Scarper lost the
sight in one eye setting off the explosions. And Maxamillian Tearlino suffer a
number total anal prolepses during his solo. Oh well nothing 3 weeks on a boat
to Columbia and a croquet mallet wont sort.
More news as it comes.