Royston was born royalty. His father was an African Chief in the country of Swaziland. Upon moving to this country to study playing the Morris Minor Radiator, Royston decided that he would have to change his name in order to fit in. He was christened Umbaga Vinchenzo Lastromundo Cankerus the third. So he chose Royston M Stifflip. the M standing for Middle as after all it was his middles name. Royston was a jolly fellow and very popular with the band and they loved his party trick and he was always invited to band barbeques. His trick was the ability to urinate pure Gin. His biggest admirers were his Trombone section.
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