Arthur Wellytop 

Arthur was born at St Vitus's Dancing hospital in1900. During his early years he became a keen inventor and patented many of his creations. His most famous being Odourless Cologne, and Elephant Testicle Crash Helmets. At the age of nineteen he became the conductor of the band and was immediately the talk of the village as he would ride to rehearsals on a Giant Velocipede that was over 10 feet tall made entirely of crushed velvet. It was his idea to take the band on a world tour. Although many believe his motive for this wasn't to give music to the masses but to escape his estranged wife who was a former German spy and master of torture.

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