Alex was born into dubious surroundings as his father was a professional kleptomaniac and his mother a high up member of the Klu Klux Clan, the grand wizard to be precise. Sadly for Alex some of their deviancy rubbed off on him an he was diagnosed as having a Toilet Duck Fetish at age 8. And even up to his death would spend hours chatting with his invisible companion Mr. Chuffy.
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